Dave Teaches You About Statistics

September 22nd, 2009 by EyeOnWiner

Dave is still crusading over his exclusion from the Twitter SUL. Today, Dave would like to teach you about a few different statistical concepts:

It’s pretty clear something happened in July.

We know this much — TechCrunch was dropped from the Suggested User List, right around the time their follower count started heading down. As to why, we can only speculate that it was because they ran a piece that Twitter didn’t like.

7/16/09: Twitter’s Internal Strategy Laid Bare: To Be “The Pulse Of The Planet.”

People have always questioned whether there was a connection between being on the list and not being too critical of Twitter. At this point, there isn’t much doubt that the connection is there.

Here are the concepts that Dave would like to teach you about:

Sample Size — It is commonly believed that you need to have a large sample size to draw any meaningful conclusions. Dave disagrees. In his world, one data point is sufficient.

Causation — In Dave’s world, post hoc ergo propter hoc isn’t a logical fallacy, but a natural law. TechCrunch was removed from the SUL after that article, therefore that article was the cause of the removal.

Correlation — With the Dave Winer statistics model, you don’t need to consider evidence that you don’t like. Have any of the folks on the SUL written critically of Twitter? Who cares? That doesn’t matter! As long as the data fits with your theory, accept it, otherwise ignore it!

Science just got a whole lot easier.

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One Response to “Dave Teaches You About Statistics”

  1. This comment was made recently on Brad Fitzpatrick’s blog entry about Dave Winer and RSSCloud:

    As someone who has known Dave well for almost 30 years, I have to agree with Kragen that the best approach is to ignore him on this. His legacy is the most important thing in the world to him, so no compromise that doesn’t leave him as the “inventor” of whatever new standard emerges will satisfy him. He can’t be reasoned with, because he isn’t using reason here. In his mind he is being screwed once again by a big company that is trying to take credit for his work. Whether it is true or not, and I think not, that is the movie that is playing out in his head. It can’t be stopped. It can’t be made “part of the process.” It can only be ignored. One other thing, Brad. If you do try talking with him, NEVER even imply that you know what Dave is thinking, because he doesn’t believe it is possible for anyone to know what he is thinking. For the record, I give Dave a large amount of credit for the adoption of RSS, OPML, blogging, and podcasting, but I don’t think he “invented” any of them. I don’t believe anyone invents things any more on the Internet. They just act as midwives. So, to continue the metaphor, Brad. If you want your standard to be born in a viable form, just go silent with Dave. He will get bored and move on. He always does. - Adam Green

    For some reason the comment has been deleted, but Green has Winer pegged.