Archive for the ‘Google’ Category

Beating a Decomposed Horse

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

Here we go again.

Dave whining about the google toolbar.

Firefox started misbehaving, so I thought — let’s go download a fresh install. Guess what’s waiting for me: no choice but to install the Google Toolbar. Remember what they said about their hack, if you don’t like it, don’t install it. Well, there it is. Where’s the choice now. Back then I couldn’t get anyone to listen. Letting Google modify our content to add links to their sites was a very bad idea then, now maybe others get that too? Now that they’re doing it for the Chinese censors. Why do you guys trust Google so much. They’re a corporation; they’ll do whatever they have to do to make money, do you think the integrity of your writing is even the smallest little issue for them? I don’t. Now here I am and so are you. Someday you’ll have to run the Google Toolbar. Today I don’t have to, I can accept a misbehaving browser, or I can learn how to uninstall it after the fact (good luck, I still have some Google crap from the Desktop Search product that I can’t uninstall), or switch to another browser, or back to Windows. At least Microsoft isn’t fucking with my integrity (and yours) the way Google is.

Let’s make this point again because Dave seems to miss it: the Google Toolbar does not modify your content unless you ask it to. It only links your material if you take a specific action every single time you want autolink to run.

“Someday you’ll have to run the Google Toolbar” — by what authority? Because it’s lumped in with the best browser on the market and you want to use that browser? That doesn’t sound like “have to” to me, it sounds like “want to.”

I’d also be interested to know in what way Google is “fucking with [my] integrity.” I was under the impression that the only person who could do that was me.

Oh the things we learn from reading Dave’s paranoid ramblings.

Devaluing The English Language

Friday, January 20th, 2006

Dave starts off simply enough in this post on his six months with a Mac but quickly degrades into name-calling and intellectually dishonest politics. Go figure.

One thing that bother’s me most about Dave’s blog is his desire to demonize everything he disagrees with. Listen. Just because something isn’t open doesn’t mean it’s evil… it just happens that the owner of the intellectual property has a different notion of what they want done with their IP and they have a different business model. If their business model is not as good as yours, they will lose in the market and that will be sufficient punishment. I mean, the bottom line here is that corporations are not evil. PEOPLE are(can be) evil. Corporations can be made up of evil people, they can execute the plans of evil people, and they can even do evil things, but corporations are not inherently evil.

Moreover, the kind of silly things Dave calls “evil” (isn’t that flaming?) do nothing but devalue the word.

And that’s before we even talk about his silly political notions in this post.

To disabuse him of that silliness, a few points:

  1. George Bush does not wiretap anyone, the NSA does.
  2. The NSA does not wiretap “every american” (or even close to it)
  3. These wiretaps (as well as actual physical searches) have been going on sans-warrant (even from FISA courts) for a long, long time.

Not that I expect him to believe any of that… because Bush is Evil. Bush probably even uses the Google Toolbar to spy on innocent americans.

Delusions of Grandeur

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005

I’m not sure I understand why Dave thinks he deserves advance notice of a company’s search offering… as though he’s some sort of search, usability, or any other sort of guru.

And he keeps beating this drum of “Google News doesn’t allow blogs”. They do allow blogs, but only if the blogs are news content… he’s still got his panties in a wad over the fact that Google News doesn’t think that Scripting News is news (I’m sure the whole world wants to read one-sentence posts about him arriving in some random airport, right?). The bottom line is that Google News is a news search…

Of course, point 5 gets back to his self-centric world-view that if someone doesn’t talk to him they’re being “exclusive.”

Winer Flames Google, Again

Saturday, October 8th, 2005

As much as he whines and complains about being flamed, everyone’s favorite hypocrite certainly doesn’t mind flaming google.

Of course, the reason he’s pissed is because it doesn’t do river of news and clearly he thinks that’s the only way to read feeds. (And google’s arrogant?)

And then, of course, you have his ‘advice’ to Google… advice that, to the best of my knowledge, he’s never followed with any of his companies.

What simultaneously amuses and annoys me is that in the first post Dave, who cries like a schoolgirl every time someone says something nasty about him, tallies the following:

1. Google reader is slow
2. Reader and Blog Search are/were ‘ridiculous’ (whatever that means)
3. Nobody tested Reader internally.
4. Google didn’t look outside for ideas.
5. It’s “so wrong”
6. Reader is a “huge step backwards”
7. And, finally, that… wait for it… their arrogance is catching up with them.

Heh. Winer called someone else arrogant. Go figure.

Oversensitive and Wrong

Friday, September 23rd, 2005

Dave has a bit of a problem. Well, he has lots, but the one that’s most evident by this post is that he assumes everything he disagrees with is personal.

Read the post he references by Danny Sullivan. On top of being factually correct Sullivan isn’t even remotely personal in his criticism of Berlind’s column. But Winer says it’s “nasty”. A quick review shows the following:

  • Sullivan infers that Berlind is “getting huffy” and “ranting”

  • Sullivan says Berlind is “just flat wrong”


  • Other than that… nothing. Personal? Vaguely. Nasty? Hardly. Want to see nasty and personal? Look at the way Winer handles Republicans. What a hypocrite.

    And the bottom line is that Sullivan is right. (Also: there are blogs included in Google News. And Google News doesn’t have a strict anti-blog policy… only that the blogs have to be newsworthy… which most, Scripting News included, are not)

    Unprincipled

    Thursday, June 23rd, 2005

    Today, Dave writes:


    Steve Tibbet: “Having your blog available in a standard format is IMHO a great thing. It wrests your creations from the grips of your blogging tool, and puts it into a format where interoperability is possible.” Exactly!


    But this is the same argument that justifies Google’s AutoLink feature, which Dave really, really hates. It wrests the data from the grips of the author’s strangle-hold and puts it into a format where the user can enjoy it as they see fit.

    A ‘Gulag’… riiiight

    Thursday, June 16th, 2005

    Ahem.


    Bob Stepno reviews the EFF guidelines for bloggers. Me, I don’t hold out much hope for the EFF’s advice, given that they don’t see any problem with Google’s ad hackery of our sites, what kind of clue could they actually have about blogger’s interests? They think we’re part of Google’s Gulag. Hey that’s kind of catchy.



    Yes… that’s exactly right. Google’s Gulag. Becasue we all know that Google has “A forced labor camp or prison, especially for political dissidents.”

    What the hell is this guy on?

    More Awful Analogies

    Monday, May 23rd, 2005

    I think, in his youth, Dave must have lived on a farm, because he’s more adept at erecting strawmen than anyone else on the internet. Seriously. He generally does this by way of really bad analogies. Like this one.


    Okay, so Google doesn’t like us sharing their secrets, and they’re kind of touchy, some of the things they object to don’t even seem to us like they’re secrets. Well lucky for them, they own the throttle. They can just cut off our air supply. How could they do that. How how how? Well, remember we decided it was okay for them to modify our content way back in 2005. They didn’t even have to ask our permission. Not only that, if we said no, they could ignore us. They’re just giving the users what they want, and we believed them. But why John is it bad when Steve Jobs goes to court to get permission to modify three bloggers’ content, but it’s really coooool when Eric Schmidt calls it a feature? I guess the users wanted it, that’s the difference.


    The difference, Dave, is that the “users” can turn off Google. Get a new browser. Get a new OS. Get something else. The users can’t turn off a court order, no matter how much they might want to — and this is by the correct usage of the term “user”, which is to say “end-user”.

    Further: I’m not sure why everyone is in such a tizzy over Apple protecting its trade secrets. This isn’t some self-righteous blogger putting his content free and clear on the internet and then trying to determine how it gets read in the privacy of someone’s home, it’s an entity trying to keep something from getting out at all.

    I’ll just wait for the next round of FUD and BS.

    Scripting.com = News?

    Sunday, May 22nd, 2005

    Remember when Dave was upset because Google News wouldn’t take him? (I do)

    Well, even if we ignore the fact that half of his posts are so short as to only be headlines, I think it might be posts like this that make Google News’ editors think “That’s not really news.”

    Can you imagine the front page of The Times displaying the headline “Winer Gets New Car!” or maybe a breaking news banner on CNN? Yeah. That’s news alright

    The End is Nigh

    Friday, May 13th, 2005

    Quick! To your “The End is Coming” sandwich boards! We are desperately needing them in bustling metropolises the world over to warn the commoners of our impending doom! Why, you ask? Google released their toolbar… with autolink!!!

    As you might expect, Dave is quick to sound the alarm:


    In the meantime, yesterday Google took the Toolbar out of beta, and along with it released the AutoLink feature we were discussing in February and March. They made some minor mods, but still haven’t allowed authors a way to opt-out on a feature that should be opt-in only. So, imho, Google is doing its own part to destroy the value of the searchable web, cashing our work out for a short-term benefit for their shareholders. That was my last attempt to try to coax Google back onto our side. We’re now on their slippery slope, I fully expect that they will release more content-modifying technology soon. AutoLink was merely a precedent-setter for them, and for their competitors


    Not that he listens, but it’s not opt-out because these are individuals choosing to use information in a particular way, not a big company editing and republishing your data. It’s no different, I say again, than going to scripting.com, saving the HTML to your disk, adding the links by hand, and then viewing the page locally on your hard drive… except that the method google employs is more user-friendly. When did Dave Winer become so anti-user? Oh, that’s right. When it meant less control for him.

    Of course, despite Dave’s liberal leanings, he ought to recognize that if this is such a bad thing, it wouldn’t be a precedent-setter for their competitors… because they’d want to have an advantage. Of course, what he realizes is that this is something that some users want: the ability to easily cross-reference data with the click of a button. Sure, he adds that as an “oh by the way” in his next post, but it’s clear that wasn’t his first thought.

    Also: his argument of a slippery slope here is pure FUD — there’s not a speck of logic or reason to be found in it.

    Also, I’m not sure what this has to do with the searchable web, since the transient local versions of pages temporarily stored on a user’s machine aren’t a part of “the searchable web” to begin with… so this really has no effect there, either.

    Anyway, back to the bell-rining — the people must be warned!