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Dave Winer Pulls JSON’s Pud

March 6th, 2009 by Bullshit Mancuso

Need any more proof that Dave Winer’s just making shit up as he goes along?

Dave Winer on JSON on Dec. 20, 2006:

God bless the re-inventers
Gotta love em, because there’s no way they’re going to stop breaking what works, and fixing what don’t need no fixing.
I’ve been hearing, off in the distance, about something called JSON, that proposes to solve a problem that was neatly solved by XML-RPC in 1998, the encoding of arrays and structs in a format that could easily be processed by all programming languages. …
Today I looked. I read on Niall Kennedy that del.icio.us has come up with an API that returns a JSON structure, and I figured, sheez it can’t be that hard to parse, so let’s see what it looks like, and damn, IT’S NOT EVEN XML!
As Dr Phil asks — What were they thinking?
No doubt I can write a routine to parse this, but look at how deep they went to re-invent, XML itself wasn’t good enough for them, for some reason (I’d love to hear the reason). Who did this travesty? Let’s find a tree and string them up. Now.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, this is why I’m fed up with Mountain View, Cupertino, Redwood Shores and Redmond. Give me Berkeley and New York any day. Silicon Valley is made up of little boys pulling their puds, constantly making love to each other, pretending the world revolves around them.

Winer a day later, after he was told that JSON was an existing part of JavaScript syntax, not a new invention:

So JSON isn’t evil. It’s just the internal object serialization format for JavaScript. No problem. But using it as a basis for interop, when there were already good ways to achieve interop is evil, imho. I don’t think that’s what del.icio.us did, but I do see some people advocating that, and I think they’re wrong.

Winer today:

Dave, if you could go back in time, would you have used JSON instead of XML for RSS, OPML, XML-RPC, etc, had JSON been popularized at the time? The reason I ask is that most of those protocols and formats don’t use much of the extras that XML is required for (schemas, namespaces, attributes, data escaping, etc). Simple key/value/dict/array/string/number structures would be sufficient in all those cases. If you could take a do-over, would you?
Great question! And if you look at how I use XML, you know the answer is yes. I have no love for XML, I thought it was over engineered, and too much was promised for it, but everyone wanted to do it, and that convinced me. …
That’s what I like about JSON, it has a low-techness to it, no fuss, no pretension.

So now JSON’s the format he would’ve used all along, in spite of the fact he called JSON advocates “little boys pulling their puds” and thought using it for interop would be “evil.”

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Dave Releases Tweet Pirating Software

March 5th, 2009 by EyeOnWiner

As we’ve already covered Dave’s most recent OPML editor extension’s sole purpose is to rehost the copyrighted material of other people. Unsurprisingly, he does so without permission.

Now, he’s decided to make the ability to steal and re-host other people’s tweets widely available.

If you’re still not sold on the copyright, take a look at this passage from Dave when it was about his content:

The next step is to look at the copyright issues his service raises. They are quite interesting. Scripting News, both in HTML and RSS, has a clear copyright on it. Should I have a say in publications created from my content? I generally don’t mind, but shouldn’t I have to give permission? Suppose a magazine started publishing all my writing. Would I have recourse? I am not a lawyer, but it seems clear that I would. Is Pilgrim somehow immune to copyright law? I’d love to hear the legal theory that allows him to do what he’s doing with my work.

So . . . is Dave “somehow immune to copyright law?”

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Brilliant Postulate

March 4th, 2009 by EyeOnWiner

Quoth Dave:

I have a postulate that if very few people do something then it must be hard, and therefore whoever is doing it must be smart.

More proof that Dave doesn’t even give a first thought to the things that he writes on Scripting.com, let alone a second thought.

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Paying To Read Your Own Blog

February 25th, 2009 by EyeOnWiner

Today while I was running I spit a pool of saliva orders of magnitude deeper than most of what Dave puts into his blog. Case in point, today:

Do I have to pay to read my own blog?

And if so, who gets the money?

I don’t recall receiving any checks from Amazon.

News flash, Dave, you already pay to read your own blog. You know how you’re always whining about how much you pay Comcast for how badly they supposedly treat you? Guess what! If you stopped paying them, you wouldn’t be able to read your blog on that connection any more. Same with your cell phone, DSL, and so-on.

They’re called “service providers” for a reason.

Tags: Kindle
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Dave Winer Saves the Newspaper Industry

February 23rd, 2009 by Bullshit Mancuso

Dave Winer’s solution for the dying newspaper industry is to open up the newsroom to unpaid experts with time on their hands:

Here’s how you take the first step toward the open newsroom. Pick a story that you’re covering on an ongoing basis, something important enough that you’ve assigned one or more reporters to it full-time. Have them continue to do what they’re doing, we’re going to add to that coverage, in an experiment to learn how the newspaper of the future might work. Now pick two or three experts on the same subject, and invite them into the newsroom. They will not be paid. No benefits. They agree to the same rules governing the integrity of your reporters. For a period of four weeks, they report to the newsroom, the physical one, not a virtual one, every day, and are part of your news team. … Now, to be clear — I’m not talking about recruiting idiots or people whose opinions are (in your opinion) worthless. I’m talking about respected experts, the kinds of people your reporters call to get a perspective on the news the people they quote. Instead of having them talk to the readers through the reporter, I want them to go directly. Their writing should be as readable as the reporters’ so I would choose experts who express themselves well.

So in other words, they need to let people like him come in and write for them for free. And offer snacks and excellent networking.

Newspapers are saved! Saved! Jeff Jarvis, Jay Rosen, Jim Romenesko and the rest of the journalists, unclench your buttholes! Long live the newspaper!

In all the years he has been blogging, has Dave Winer ever identified a problem for which Dave Winer was not the solution?

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Bit.ly Shortens Team by One Dave Winer

February 18th, 2009 by Bullshit Mancuso

Dave Winer’s collaboration with Bit.ly didn’t last long:

As you may know I participated in the intial design and rollout of the bit.ly URL-shortener. It was one of the most instantly successful projects I’ve ever participated in, up there with the release of Radio 8 in 2002 and MORE 1.0 in 1986. Sometimes the time is right for a product, and the execution is great and the communication is crisp. Everyone gets it, and it takes off like a rocket. Bit.ly is one of those phenoms. They’re getting ready to grow a real business around it, and I want to go on to do other things. So we worked out a deal that leaves me satisfied with how things turned out and am no longer a shareholder. I wish the company and the team the very best. Onward!

Bit.ly launched only seven months ago, so the decision to part ways with Winer this early suggests the working relationship wasn’t going so hot. With Winer’s copiously documented inability to work with others, that’s definitely the safe bet. But the Bit.ly crew is making nice about his exit as well.

Here’s John Borthwick, the founder of the company that runs Bit.ly:

Dave is moving on from his day to day involvement with bit.ly — I want to thank him for his ideas, help and participation. It was an amazing experience working with Dave. Dave doesnt pull any punches — he requires you to think — his perspective is grounded in a deep appreciation for practice — the act of using products — understanding workflow and intuiting needs from that understanding. I learnt a lot. From bit.ly and from from me — thank you. A pleasure and a privildege.

Here’s Andrew Kortina on the Bit.ly blog:

We had the pleasure and privilege of working with Dave at bit.ly — he helped design and create bit.ly and he worked with us during the first phases of its development. Thank you Dave for your help, ideas and your passion for making great, truly wonderful products. Best wishes and please look after your puffer fish.

Startups occasionally snuggle up to Winer, presumably to exploit his Scripting News audience, which is heavy with tech reporters and Web 2.0 bigshots. Mike Arrington cozied up to him when launching TechCrunch, as did Loic Le Meur with Seesmic and Adam Curry with PodShow (now known as Mevio). The smart play is to do what Borthwick has accomplished here, which is to get away from Winer after the initial hype fades and before the inevitable moment where he completely loses his shit and attacks his partners.

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Dear Dave: Kill Yourself

February 15th, 2009 by EyeOnWiner

We’ve seen it before. Ridiculous, far-fetched nonsense spilling out on Scripting.com for the purpose of eliciting a reaction. It’s a simple formula. All you have to do is say the first crazy-ass thing that comes to your mind with nary a thought as to the reality of it.

Today’s “brilliant” idea is, guess what! Overpopulation caused the economic decline because we subconsciously know that the world has too many people on it:

Why should we fight to get our economy growing again? Isn’t growth the whole problem? Shouldn’t we see the economic downturn as not only inevitable, but as our last hope for salvation? These are fair questions imho.

The inescapable truth that no one wants to speak out loud is that we have too many people, and we’re adding more people at too fast a clip. The planet can’t sustain what we have now without destroying the climate, yet we haven’t done anything to limit growth.

Ignoring the bizarre link between the economy and Al Gore’s hyperbole, I still don’t get it. Even if we assume as fact that we are irreparably destroying our environment — neither the “irreparably” nor the “destroying” part are agreed-upon fact — there’s been no credible source saying that we can’t grow in an environmentally friendly way.

But, Dave, I support you in your endeavor to lower the world’s population. Since population growth is nothing more a greater birth rate than mortality rate, and we can’t stop people (at least in the U.S.) from having more kids, the only factor left at our disposal is impacting the death rate.

Mahatma Gandhi is quoting as having said “You must be the change you want to see in the world.” Dave: be the change you want to see in the world: kill yourself. Thanks.

Tags: Economy, Global Warming
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Massive Copyright Infringement

February 4th, 2009 by EyeOnWiner

Today Dave admitted to engaging in a whole hell of a lot of copyright infringement:

In mid-January I started a project to archive the Twitter posts of the people I follow. At first I experimented with rendering the archives in an XML-compatible form of HTML, but decided the point would largely be lost, so I decided to go with OPML.

You can find the folder of archives here:

http://twitter.opml.org/calendar/

Alright, so everyone Dave follows has had their Tweets stolen and re-hosted elsewhere. Why? Because Dave feels like it.

No regard for their intellectual property rights whatsoever. Selfish, but not at all surprising.

Someone Dave follows should send a DMCA takedown notice to Amazon. That could be entertaining.

Tags: Copyright, Twitter
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Dave Winer, ‘Miscreant Idiot Savant’

January 29th, 2009 by Bullshit Mancuso

Dave Winer’s having a cow on Twitter about some reporter who he thinks betrayed him:

Here’s the problem — reporters apply the same rules they apply to politicians to bloggers. about three hours ago
A “gotcha” is a strike, and one “gotcha” and you’re out. It’s why we’re glad they’re no longer gatekeepers, we can go direct. about three hours ago
I’ve found new reason to absolutely hate professional reporters in the last week, after reviewing a manuscript, that reduces me to about three hours ago
what I think of as a “miscreant idiot savant.” As if you can do all I have done and have no sense of relating to people. Hah. Good one. about three hours ago
I know it’s not fair to assume all professional reporters play the gotcha game, but how can you tell one from the other? about three hours ago
I’ve had a policy of no interviews for many many months. Made one exception, and it blew up on me. No more interviews, no exceptions. about three hours ago
Professional reporters: You are dead to me. You don’t exist. See you in the next life. about three hours ago

Any reporter who acknowledges Winer’s inability to play well with others is destined for his shit list. Scott Rosenberg’s working on a book about blogging, Say Everything: How Blogging Began, that’s out in July and is probably a completed manuscript by now. Maybe he made the mistake of (a) being honest about Winer, and (b) showing him the book prior to publication.

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Most-Hated Person on the Internet?

January 26th, 2009 by Bullshit Mancuso

Rafe Needleman has posted some linkbait on a CNET site nominating the five most hated people on the Internet. The contenders to the title are Dave Winer, Michael Arrington, Jason Calacanis, Loren Feldman and Owen Thomas, a list he creates by narrowing the criteria to “technology personalities who are active contributors of original content.” From the piece:

Dave Winer He was a big contributor to the inventions of blogging, RSS, and other key Web technologies. But to call him prickly when it comes to his place in the tech firmament is an understatement. Typical story: I wrote a how-to piece on RSS but neglected to mention his contribution, and then Winer posted a blog item in which he equated me to Dan Rather on 60 Minutes during the GM exploding fuel tank story. When I at first contacted him privately in an e-mail, he publicly demanded an apology. Winer’s secret: Be smart, and then be abusive. See also: The Winer Number. Where to find him: Scripting News. Twitter: DaveWiner.

The piece, like Winer’s pitiful blog post this weekend fishing for compliments, is built on a ludicrous premise. Winer isn’t well-known enough to be considered one of the Internet’s most hated people. He’s a middle-aged software developer years beyond his last significant accomplishment who’s sinking into obscurity with piddly little hobby projects like FlickrFan and NewsJunk. His fame exists entirely within a clusterfuck of blogging early adopters and hack journalists. Like Calacanis and Arrington and Robert Scoble, he manages to attention-whore very capably inside his bubble, but it’s a tiny community. Most people even inside the tech world wouldn’t know who the hell he is. Steve Jobs could crap out a celebrity bigger than any of those dopes.

Even if you took at face value every one of Winer’s overstated accomplishments — the inventor of RSS, father of blogging, originator of teabagging, and so forth — how many comparable accomplishments would make someone famous? Are the lead authors of the Atom format famous? The creator of FTP? The developer of JSON?

Winer’s a childish and abusive asshole, and I can’t blame Needleman for seizing the opportunity to point that out. But one of the most hated people on the Internet? Are you fucking kidding me, dude? Chris Crocker and Numa Numa Guy and the 2 Girls with the 1 Cup are famous on the Internet. Plug any of them in alongside “Dave Winer” in Google Trends and tell me again that Winer’s famous enough to be among the net’s most-hated.

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